Saturday, August 25, 2012

Wordplay #1

I'm finally getting around to posting on my new blog. I haven't decided yet whether or not to re-post all the stuff from my old blog because I haven't finished transcribing it all yet. when I finish, then I'll decide. Until then, enjoy! 

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I posted a humorous response to someone elses post about a a weird video on YouTube saying that the Japanese were insane. I was called a 'Honkey Monkey' by another poster and even though I tried to explain I was just trying to be humorous, she (?) continued to insult me in another post. I just let it go. I like the phrase though so I'm keeping it and claiming it as my own.      ~ Honkey Monkey ~
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If an Artificial intelligence machine is trying to solve a problem and is having a hard time of it, it can't be said to be racking it's nerves since it has none. Perhaps it could say that it was racking it's circuits?
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Hahaha - On one of the comments sections from the website Gates of Vienna, Dymphna, who's suggestions generated one of my last posts on my old blog, accidentally wrote, while describing the various people that visit the site, that someone was a "Trustafarian". :-D

Is that a Rastafarian with Trust issues? :-D

Hmm, maybe smoking all that ganja has made him paranoid....  :-D :-D
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funny typos
 -  "You can't just mitch and match parts..."
-   "...a hotch potch of a system...."

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Planktonic Marine Life  - -

"..... temperatures can also be inferred from ancient planktonic marine organisms buried in the sediments."

Good name for a Large ship - The Planktonic :-D
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Enviro-Pig, Magma, Holey America, WorkWhores


Canadian Authorities recently shut down a program to develop a genetically re-engineered pig that passed less phosphorous in it's flatulence and feces.
They called it “enviro-pig.”
 
"Magmatism”   - a good name for a Heavy Metal Band
{I thought this up after mistyping magnetism while also thinking about magma.}

Someone somewhere, I forget where, wrote -  "... America as a whole ..." and I thought 
America as a Hole?

Another typo - "In September 2007, a crash of the Proton rocket in Karaganda region resulted in a two-month ban on the missions of the Russian workhore launcher... "

Workhore Rocket?? This gives rise to a new word - Workwhore.

"The place where I worked was a nice enough environment, but I was still basically just a workwhore."